How the world sees America.
This drink I like it. Another!
I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “
My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is
"You’re such a fuckass!"
"…did you just call me a fuckass?"
Let me tear a hole in your leggings so I can fuck you while you wear them. Then cum over your ass and pussy with them still on. Afterwards I’ll go buy you 5 more pairs.
Still want this.